Dead Leaves
Insanity that
redefines insane
by Face
October 16, 2006
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Let's blow shit up!
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Dead Leaves
is an unsubtle exercise in esoteric filmmaking. Hiroyuki Imaishi, the
director, wants us to believe that there is something significant
underneath his colorful veneer, but really, there isn't. Things happen.
People die. Guns are fired. Procreation occurs. None of it actually
matters. The setting isn't important, the characters are useless, the
only reason this movie exists is to demonstrate how fast, how insane,
and how pointless a fantastically animated movie can be.
Don't get me wrong. While I might be suggesting that scribbling with a
handful of crayons has the same impact as this OVA, I'm not suggesting
everyone will hate it. After all, Dead Leaves is action-packed,
exciting, frenetic; the pacing never takes even a second to catch its
breath. Within the first five minutes alone, dozens of police officers
are slaughtered, skulls are crushed, windshields are smashed, and a
T.V. head-ed man along with a red-eyed woman are transported to the
moon. If that strikes you as stupid, I couldn't agree more.
But wait, let me explain that just a little bit.
Dead Leaves is about two people. One of
them is Pandy, a cold-blooded, self-possessed, femme fatale with a
hatchet man's crazed agenda. The second is Retro, a man with a T.V.
head and a never-ending supply of spunk and stupid. The movie opens as
these two misfits awake in a barren utilitarian landscape, naked, and
with no memory. Oddly, they both brush off the situation comfortably,
and decide it would be a great idea to rampage a city for a pair of
clothes. Before we have any idea what's going on, they kill a man,
steal a car, and race through the city on a high-speed chase with an
army of identical looking policemen hot on their trail. After
senselessly obliterating half the police force on the planet Earth,
they are captured, accused, convicted and shipped off to the moon to
serve their sentence in a beyond the max of maximum-security prisons.
In this prison, for the next forty-five minutes, we witness a variety
of situations that ultimately amount to little more than dead bodies
and empty casings. At least it's not any longer.
Dead Leaves bolts through the entire
remaining duration, inexplicably recounting a mass prison uprising
amidst a slew of random cartoon violence. Meanwhile, we are constantly
wondering: Who are these people? How did they lose their memory? To be
completely honest, none of this ends up being of consequence because
the fact of the matter is, for better or worse, Dead Leaves
does not care who its characters are. Everything in this movie is
expendable. I don't know if that was actually the intent behind all of
this madness, however the result is a story, a plot, and a cast that
really are only included because they have to be. I think if Imaishi
had a choice, he'd have formatted this OVA to be a fifty minute fight
scene in an outer space bathroom where everyone is naked, horny, half
robot, deformed, and pregnant. It would be like an orgy of
pre-pubescent fantasies.
Normally, this empty, vacant, devoid, skeleton of a movie would bother
me endlessly. But it doesn't--at least not that much. The continuous
stream of hyperactive assaults on my senses kept me focused on the
screen long enough to forget, intermittently, that I was actually
watching next to nothing. I don't know what it was... it might have
been the explosive bits of destruction, the rivers of blood, it might
have even been the anal pump, or maybe the thirty-minute conception to
death of a baby (yeah, insane). I'm not entirely sure. All that I know
is, something about this incredibly bloody, crude, immature movie kept
me interested long enough to sit through it and, thankfully, maintain
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| Director: |
Hiroyuki Imaishi
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| Genre:
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Action/Sci-Fi
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| Episodes:
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1 OAV
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| Released:
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1/17/2004
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| Production: |
Production IG
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| Also known as: |
N/A
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| Links: |
| ANN
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